A Day in the Life of a Lookalike

Like most entertainers, life is never entirely predictable, and so one day is never quite like another.    I once spent Friday filming with Johnny Depp as his photo double in Pirates of the Caribbean - On Stranger Tides, before flying out to the Netherlands to entertain some fitness instructors with a Terminator lookalike for the weekend and then jetting off to India on the Monday to perform at a wedding! 

Jack Sparrow Impersonator Simon Newton

Not being your typical 9-5 job has up and down sides to it - organising a social life and holidays is near impossible as you never know what your diary will look like until sometimes a few days before.   Most of my friends, fortunately, have got used to this now, and are quite used to me turning up late to things still dressed as a pirate.   On the upside, as evenings and weekends are my busiest times, I quite often get daytimes free. This gives me time to work on improving the costume, and catch up on paperwork.    Whilst I'm represented by all the top lookalike agencies in the UK, more and more work nowadays comes directly from my website, which means I have to sort out contracts myself.

A typical working day will usually start the day before.   I will give the client a call to confirm there have been no last minute changes to the schedule and just to confirm timings, and then before bed I'll draw up a timetable for the day ahead - working out what time I need to be at the venue and then working backwards to allow myself enough time to travel there, and get ready.   As was probably the case with 18th century pirates, there is a lot more time spent getting to where you need to be than there is actual swashbuckling adventure and action!

If I'm working at a smaller venue, where changing facilities are limited I'll get ready before I leave.    Makeup and wardrobe usually takes me just under an hour, and the journey there usually gets me a few strange looks when stopped at traffic lights.

The hardest and most stressful part of the job, if you can call it that, is getting to the venue at the right time.   If you have a 4 hour drive it's almost impossible to plan for traffic jams and road closures, so invariably I'll arrive much earlier than I need to as being late is not an option.    Taking the train brings its own set of problems - I once spent an hour getting out of a train station in London after being mobbed by people wanting a picture with me.

Once at the venue, it's the matter of rendezvousing with the event organiser, and getting the final briefing.   I'll usually have a bit of time to relax before getting underway.    This is the one time I usually get to be relatively normal and get to socialise as me (and not as Captain Jack) with any fellow entertainers.    Quite often for themed corporate parties I'll be booked with other Hollywood, or Pirates of the Caribbean lookalikes, so there are a few familiar faces that I've worked with over the years.   I'll also try and use this time to give an update to my facebook (/JackSparrowLookalike) and twitter (@JackLookalike) followers - Captain Jack can't be seen using a phone after all...

Most bookings I do primarily involve mixing and mingling with people in character, and posing for photos, whether with guests, or for publicity.   One of the things I quickly discovered when I first started is that if you're too adventurous with facial expressions, by the end of the day after hundreds of pictures you won't know what expression you're pulling anymore.

Interacting with people is the most enjoyable part of the role.    I'm fortunate that the character I play has a broad appeal across most ages and sexes, and it allows me to have a lot of fun with people.   Whilst I have a very rough script that I work from, as most people usually throw similar questions at me, you always have to be prepared to think fast and improvise.   The answers I'll give at children's parties might err on the side of courageous(ish) pirate whereas a hen party calls for a bit more roguish flirtation!

After the appearance is done, it's a quick change and back on the road either for home or the next booking.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me.